Race: Goblin
Sex: Female
Age: 28
Eyes: Red
Sexuality: Bisexual
Sexual Role: Switch
Hair: White-Blonde
Body: Shortstack
Faction: Horde
Likes: Engineering
Dislikes: Gnomes
Home: Orgrimmar

Tina Greaseguzzle

Tina Greaseguzzle
“Crazy Tina” is the nickname this particular goblin has managed to gain herself over the years. And to those who meet her, it’s entirely accurate in it’s use. She’s eccentric, smart, rough edged and definitely short a few screws in that pretty little head of hers.

As the leader of Guzzler Industries, she’s wrapped up in important military contracts with the Horde. Tina has put together many a bomb, zeppelin and rocket for her beloved faction as well as third parties. She adores making money and making things explode in equal amounts - both of which she’s very good at doing.

She may be a boss but she’s a hands-on one. She’s always buried in machinery, covered in oil and working away at what she loves. While endlessly loyal to the Horde she’s still something of a playgirl wealthy businesswoman in her free time - which means pretty women and handsome men of both factions can be found in her entourage within Bilgewater's night clubs.

She gained particular renown during a lumber acquisition operation in Grizzly Hills. Having cut down thousands of trees she even foiled a Kaldorei ambush by Valnoressa and Loriandra to prevent her destruction of the forest. When the fight wasn't going well Lori gave Val a chance to escape but it came at the cost of herself being captured by Tina.

Tina stripped the Elf naked while she was unconcious and proceeded to have her way with her. Using the endowed Elf's cock while she was chained to one of the trees Tina had yet to cut down. Tina used her for hours and eventually left with all the lumber she needed and left Lori chained there long into the night until Val and reinforcements could come retrieve her. Lori has vowed to get her revenge on Tina.

Tina was also under investigation for the murder of her ex-boyfriend. An Orc who apparently had cheated on her and allegedly she had taken revenge on him by attaching him to his motorcycle and driving it off a cliff into the waterlogged valley of Thousand Needles to his demise. The case was dismissed on a lack of evidence.